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18 Tagalog Kalokohan Quotes to Make Us Laugh Out Loud

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Tagalog funny and pure "kalokohan" quotes that will make us laugh out loud. Enjoy humorous Filipino non-sense that will tickle your day and leaving you in good mood.

Read quotes about funny Pinoy life that will lighten your mood. Kalokahan quotes in tagalog that is design to make us LOL( laugh out loud ). Enjoy funny Pinoy humor that you can share to tease your friends and special someone.

Kalokohan Quotes to Tease & Reminisce Friendships

Enjoy tagalog friendships quotes that will surely make your friends feeling nostalgic. Pinoy quotes that will remind us of the happy and pure "kalokohan" memories we had with our friends. Reminisce together and enjoy the bond with fun and humorous friends with these quotes. Escape the stressful days and enjoy Pinoy humor. Tagalog jokes that will surely make those frustrating days, fun and laughable.

Greet your friends with quotes that will tickle their childish side. Laugh and enjoy the day with the best companions.

Witty & Funny Tagalog Quotes to Lighten Our Mood

Feeling stress? Read witty tagalog quotes that will make your day fun and joyful. Funny Pinoy quotes that will lighten the stressful mood. Leave the anxiety away and laugh it out loud. Enjoy witty quotes and jokes that can turn those frustrations away, or maybe not, might actually get it worst because of all the stupidity.

But surely, it will lighten the mood. Escpecially if you can understand tagalog and the Filipino humor.

Sweet Humorous Pinoy Quotes to Greet Your Love Ones

Tease your special someone with sweet tagalog quotes, except this quotes has a little naughty twists. Enjoy and laugh with your loves ones from quotes images that will tickle their heart and at the same time put a sweet smile in their face. Just get ready for those flirty punch and pinches. Put a twist in your good morning greetings with this witty humorous quotes.

Having a great laugh with your special someone makes the day more enjoyable. Be sure to put a smile in your "jowa's" face every morning with this witty Pinoy quotes.

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Salamat July, Kita Tayong Muli Pero Wala na Sanang Bagyo

Salamat July
sa mga natutunan ko.
Magkikita tayong muli,
pero wag ka nang magsama
ng bagyo.


Tila Malungkot din ang Ulan Kapag Hindi Napakinabangan

Tila malungkot din ang ulan
kapag napadpad siya
sa hindi siya mapapakinabangan.
Parang puso kapag iniwan,
takot ng magtiwala’t
ayaw ng maligo pag nasa bahay lang.


Dasal na Lahat Damay sa Hiling na Kapayapaan at Grasya

Bihira lang akong magsimba.
Pero pag ako nagdasal, lahat damay
sa hiling na kapayapaan at grasya.
Miss Universe mindset ba.


Mga Unggoy na Nagkukuwento ng Problema sa Inuman

Panay may pamilya na
ang aking mga kaibigan.
Kumbaga sa kwento ng pagong at kuneho,
ako ang pagong na laging naiiwan.
At sila?
Sila yung unggoy
na nagkukuwento ng problema
kapag may inuman.


Humihina na Ako, Hindi ko na Kayang Matulog ng Todo

Humihina na ko,
hindi ko na kayang matulog
ng lagpas 720 minuto. -sad-



Wag Mong Ipilit ang Sarili Mo sa Iba Magpa-Importante Ka

Wag mong ipilit
ang sarili mo sa iba.
Kung talagang TUNAY,
kahit hindi ka kasama,
IMPORTANTE KA.


Sabi ng Tropa Tumingin sa Langit Kapag May Problema

Sabi ng tropa tumingin lang
sa langit pag may problema,..
pagtingala ko hinubuan na ko
ng mga p*nyeta!


Don't Hate Me For the Promises I Haven't Kept

Don't hate me
for the promises I haven't kept.
Until fulfilled,
it will remain valid unless you forget.


Malamang sa Alamang eh, Hinayaan Natin Silang Ma-stress

Kung alam ko lang
na hindi bilang as one act of kindness.
Ang kusang pag-abot ko
ng mga bayad nila sa jeep.

Malamang sa alamang eh,
hinayaan ko silang ma-stress.


Kulang sa Kulay ang Kwento ng Buhay Kung Walang Kalokohan

Kulang sa kulay
ang kwento ng buhay mo,
kung wala kang mga kababatang
kasamang bumuo nito.

Kaway-kaway sa mga kaibigan nating
nagturo sa'tin ng mga kalokohan.