Natatakot sa Kahihinatnan ng Mundong Kabi-Kabilaan ang Gulo
Natatakot sa
kahihinatnan ng mundo.
Kung kabi-kabilaan na
halos ang gulo.
At parang malabo sa
tanaw magkasundo.
Ano na nga bang
isasahog ko sa munggo?
I Can Accomplish Anything If I Put My Mind To It
I can accomplish anything
if I put my mind to it.
Except that it doesn't work
when I want to go to sleep.
Every Friday, My Power To See the Liquor Aisle Strengthens
Every Friday,
my power to accurately see
the liquor aisle
strengthens.
Those Who Can't Listen Are Busy With Their Own Struggles
Those who can't listen
to our yell
are too busy
with their own struggles.
True friends who come
to our whispers
are angels
who helps and bring free liquor.
A Coin in My Pocket Gives Me A Chance to Have a Million
Yay! A coin in my pocket
gives me 0.000001% chance
to have a million!
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Hello August, Please Give Me Less Adult Problems
Hello August!
How about
you give me less adult problems
and more of that thing
found in the first three letters
of your old name?
The Rain Whispers You've Done Enough, Get a Good Rest
This loving rain whispers,
“You’ve done enough,
Get a good rest
or I will give you cough.”
Tila Malungkot din ang Ulan Kapag Hindi Napakinabangan
Tila malungkot din ang ulan
kapag napadpad siya
sa hindi siya mapapakinabangan.
Parang puso kapag iniwan,
takot ng magtiwala’t
ayaw ng maligo pag nasa bahay lang.
I Usually Don't Change Prayers I Just Want Peace and Joy
I usually don't change my prayers.
I just wished for
a peaceful and joyful family.
And a million cash, obviously.
Dasal na Lahat Damay sa Hiling na Kapayapaan at Grasya
Bihira lang akong magsimba.
Pero pag ako nagdasal, lahat damay
sa hiling na kapayapaan at grasya.
Miss Universe mindset ba.
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