23 Witty Funny Quotes That Will Brighten Your Day

I thought twice before sending you those hurtful words. The first was while typing, and the second was when I Googled the spelling.

I wasted so many beautiful days because of this magical bed. That does nothing but motivate me to keep going back to sleep.

I am no longer affected by romantic heart breaks. Because I am more focused on the annoying pain of my back aches.

When money can't keep you motivated. It will either teach you arrogance or greed. So keep that evil thing off you. It's weekend, after all.

I bought seven rainbow colored shirts. Just because you look at the rainbow with a smile.

Greeting others, despite waking up on the wrong side of the bed, is being considerate. It's love when you blame it all on your husband.

Hooman! Don't disturbed me just for that! I need my 16 hours of sleep. Get out!

Saludo sa mga kaibigan kong kumakayod kahit kulang sa TULOG. Mga kaibigan kong PUYAT dahil beer ang ginamit na pang-MUMOG.

Dapat talaga sayo ang buong sahod ko. Dahil habang nagtatrabaho ako, maghapon kang nakaduty sa isip at puso ko.

One sad thing about aging is trading curiosity to priority. Alongside with the saddest part, back pains.