Real Men Don't Use Umbrella in the Rain
Jun 15, 2020
REAL MEN don't use umbrella in the RAIN, They use it when the sun looks dangerous to their SKIN…
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Bilog ang Mundo Kaya Huwag Matakot Bumangon at Matuto
Kaya hayaan ang pagkabigo.
Huwag matakot bumangon at matuto.
Punasan ang matang namumugto.
At pag Sabadong walang pasok, maligo.
Tiyak Gagaan Din ang Paghinga't Matutuyo ang mga Luha
Tiyak GAGAAN din yang paghinga’t
matutuyo ang LUHA sa punda.
Idaan sa DASAL ang hinuha’t,
GUMISING, kasi nga tanghali na.
May Ngiting Salubong at Pagmamahal na Damang-dama
May paggising na halik sa pisngi.
May handang pabaon sa tanghali.
May ngiting sasalubong sa gabi.
May pagmamahal na damang-dama,
dahil akinse.
Minsan, May mga Bagay Talagang Gusto na Hindi Makukuha
Minsan,
may mga bagay ka talagang gusto,
na hindi mo makukuha.
Samantalang ako, madalas.
There are Those Who Stay Because They Want To
There are those
who stay because they want to.
Even when I nag.
Even when I brag.
Even when I'm mad.
Always got my back.
They are there to help me shine,
my loyal dandruffs.
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Natatakot sa Kahihinatnan ng Mundong Kabi-Kabilaan ang Gulo
Natatakot sa
kahihinatnan ng mundo.
Kung kabi-kabilaan na
halos ang gulo.
At parang malabo sa
tanaw magkasundo.
Ano na nga bang
isasahog ko sa munggo?
I Can Accomplish Anything If I Put My Mind To It
I can accomplish anything
if I put my mind to it.
Except that it doesn't work
when I want to go to sleep.
Every Friday, My Power To See the Liquor Aisle Strengthens
Every Friday,
my power to accurately see
the liquor aisle
strengthens.
Those Who Can't Listen Are Busy With Their Own Struggles
Those who can't listen
to our yell
are too busy
with their own struggles.
True friends who come
to our whispers
are angels
who helps and bring free liquor.
Hello August, Please Give Me Less Adult Problems
Hello August!
How about
you give me less adult problems
and more of that thing
found in the first three letters
of your old name?
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The Rain Whispers You've Done Enough, Get a Good Rest
This loving rain whispers,
“You’ve done enough,
Get a good rest
or I will give you cough.”
Tila Malungkot din ang Ulan Kapag Hindi Napakinabangan
Tila malungkot din ang ulan
kapag napadpad siya
sa hindi siya mapapakinabangan.
Parang puso kapag iniwan,
takot ng magtiwala’t
ayaw ng maligo pag nasa bahay lang.
I Usually Don't Change Prayers I Just Want Peace and Joy
I usually don't change my prayers.
I just wished for
a peaceful and joyful family.
And a million cash, obviously.
Dasal na Lahat Damay sa Hiling na Kapayapaan at Grasya
Bihira lang akong magsimba.
Pero pag ako nagdasal, lahat damay
sa hiling na kapayapaan at grasya.
Miss Universe mindset ba.
Mga Unggoy na Nagkukuwento ng Problema sa Inuman
Panay may pamilya na
ang aking mga kaibigan.
Kumbaga sa kwento ng pagong at kuneho,
ako ang pagong na laging naiiwan.
At sila?
Sila yung unggoy
na nagkukuwento ng problema
kapag may inuman.
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