Real Men Don't Use Umbrella in the Rain
Jun 15, 2020
REAL MEN don't use umbrella in the RAIN, They use it when the sun looks dangerous to their SKIN…
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Every Friday, My Power To See the Liquor Aisle Strengthens
Every Friday,
my power to accurately see
the liquor aisle
strengthens.
Those Who Can't Listen Are Busy With Their Own Struggles
Those who can't listen
to our yell
are too busy
with their own struggles.
True friends who come
to our whispers
are angels
who helps and bring free liquor.
Hello August, Please Give Me Less Adult Problems
Hello August!
How about
you give me less adult problems
and more of that thing
found in the first three letters
of your old name?
The Rain Whispers You've Done Enough, Get a Good Rest
This loving rain whispers,
“You’ve done enough,
Get a good rest
or I will give you cough.”
Tila Malungkot din ang Ulan Kapag Hindi Napakinabangan
Tila malungkot din ang ulan
kapag napadpad siya
sa hindi siya mapapakinabangan.
Parang puso kapag iniwan,
takot ng magtiwala’t
ayaw ng maligo pag nasa bahay lang.
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I Usually Don't Change Prayers I Just Want Peace and Joy
I usually don't change my prayers.
I just wished for
a peaceful and joyful family.
And a million cash, obviously.
Dasal na Lahat Damay sa Hiling na Kapayapaan at Grasya
Bihira lang akong magsimba.
Pero pag ako nagdasal, lahat damay
sa hiling na kapayapaan at grasya.
Miss Universe mindset ba.
Mga Unggoy na Nagkukuwento ng Problema sa Inuman
Panay may pamilya na
ang aking mga kaibigan.
Kumbaga sa kwento ng pagong at kuneho,
ako ang pagong na laging naiiwan.
At sila?
Sila yung unggoy
na nagkukuwento ng problema
kapag may inuman.
Panginoon, Hiling Po'y Kaunting Kapanatagan ng Loob
Hiling po’y kaunting kapanatagan ng loob.
Upang maibsan ang lungkot na dulot ng pagod.
Sa mga pagsubok na parang nakakalunod.
Dalangin po naming, ang nais Mo ang masunod.O kaya minsan po’y umambon ng unli saho…
Humihina na Ako, Hindi ko na Kayang Matulog ng Todo
Humihina na ko,
hindi ko na kayang matulog
ng lagpas 720 minuto. -sad-
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Don't Hate Me For the Promises I Haven't Kept
Don't hate me
for the promises I haven't kept.
Until fulfilled,
it will remain valid unless you forget.
Dehins Mo na Need Magpacute, Bomalabs Kitang Dedmahin
DEHINS mo na need
magpacute sakin.
Bomalabs
naman kitang dedmahin.
Baka bonus kiss pa
kung palarin.
Lalo na kung may dala kang...
Malamang sa Alamang eh, Hinayaan Natin Silang Ma-stress
Kung alam ko lang
na hindi bilang as one act of kindness.
Ang kusang pag-abot ko
ng mga bayad nila sa jeep.Malamang sa alamang eh,
hinayaan ko silang ma-stress.
Treasure Those Memories That Mold You to be Your True Self
Treasure those memories
that mold you to become
your TRUE SELF.
Especially the silly ones
that always bring a smile to your face.
Paumanhin, Bihira Talaga Akong Sipagin Tuwing Lunes
Paumanhin, sa mga Lunes
na pumapatak ng ika-15 o ika-30
lamang talaga ako sinisipag.
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