Minsan Pilyo Din Ang Mundo
Minsan pilyo din ang mundo.
Tuturuan kang umasa't,
magmahal ng todo-todo.
Para lang saktan ng tao
na hindi naniniwalang,
dapat pag biyernes, munggo.
I Thought Twice Before Sending
I thought twice before
sending you those hurtful words.
The first was while typing,
and the second was
when I Googled the spelling.
I Wasted So Many Beautiful Days
I wasted so
many beautiful days
because of this magical bed.
That does nothing
but motivate me to keep going
back to sleep.
I Am Not Longer Affected By Romantic Heart Breaks
I am no longer affected
by romantic heart breaks.
Because I am more focused on
the annoying pain of my
back aches.
When Money Can't Keep You Motivated
When money can't keep you
motivated. It will either teach you
arrogance or greed. So keep that evil
thing off you. It's weekend, after all.
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I Bought Seven Rainbow Colored Shirts
I bought seven rainbow
colored shirts. Just because you
look at the rainbow with a smile.
Greeting Others, Despite Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
Greeting others, despite waking
up on the wrong side of the bed, is being
considerate. It's love when you blame it all
on your husband.
Hooman! Don't Disturbed Me Just For That
Hooman! Don't disturbed me just for
that! I need my 16 hours of sleep. Get out!
Saludo sa mga Kaibigan Kong Kumakayod
Saludo sa mga kaibigan kong
kumakayod kahit kulang sa TULOG.
Mga kaibigan kong PUYAT dahil beer
ang ginamit na pang-MUMOG.
Dapat Talaga Sayo ang Buong Sahod Ko
Dapat talaga sayo ang
buong sahod ko. Dahil
habang nagtatrabaho ako,
maghapon kang nakaduty
sa isip at puso ko.
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