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33 Witty & Funny Quotes That Will Brighten Your Day

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Looking for some witty and funny quotes to brighten your day? Look no further! This collection of hilarious quotes is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and add some laughter to your day. Check them out now!

Need a laugh? Look no further! This collection of funny quotes will have you cracking up in no time. From witty one-liners to hilarious observations, these quotes are guaranteed to brighten your day.

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Hilarious Quotes That Inspires Us To Move Forward

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One Sad Thing About Aging

One sad thing about aging is trading
curiosity to priority. Alongside with the
saddest part, back pains.


After Chasing for the World

After chasing for the world.
I ended up having a bottle of beer
while just enjoying the silence.


Buti Pa Sila Ligong Ligo

Buti pa sila LIGONG LIGO
kahit madaling araw.
Ako, tamang tago sa sulok
kasi talo sa GINAW.


A Canvas with no Color

She took a deep breath before asking someone for the door.
Yes, this is her house, yet she never felt this nervous.

At her feet there were bags full of cloths,
and inside her arms, a cute baby boy was sleeping.

She took …

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Replenish Hopes and Fills our Excitements

Replenish hopes and fills our excitements.
Gives power to move forward, relive faith.
As it yells the start of the happiest season.
We forget the past and smile for one same reason.
The 13th-month pay expectation! :D


Sa Inyo na ang Yaman

Sa inyo na ang yaman, pagibig
at kapangyarihan.
Basta pag umulan ng biyaya
akin ang masandal tulog na katangian.


Ngayon nga'y Nakamit na ang Minimithi

napilitang magpakilala sa iyong itay,
nangakong lagi ng susundin ang iyong inay,
napalaban para makuha ang iyong kamay,
ngayon nga'y nakamit na ang minimithing password ng inyong wifi


Tumingin sa Langit pag may Problema

Sabi ng tropa tumingin lang
sa langit pag may problema,..
pagtingala ko hinubuan na ko
ng mga p*nyeta!


A Coin in My Pocket

A coin in my pocket
gives me 0.000001% chance
to have a million!
Yay!